Believe it or not, someone actually asked me if I'd do another of these...so here it is. More Simple Truth's...
• You're still not listening; hence why you haven't been told the story yet.
• My dad? Still beating up your dad!
• Vanilla Sky is still the greatest film ever made. Truth.
• You can't logically argue that last point until you've actually seen the film.
• My "little brother", Travis, got married a few weeks ago. Despite my personal life, I couldn't be more happy for him. Truth.
• I found out at his reception that I'm a dancing magnet for cougars. Who knew?
• No, I didn't go home with one. Absolute truth.
• I've recently discovered that I'm scary-good at guessing middle names.
• She might agree with the "scary" part.
• I agree with the "good". Truth.
• I finally conquered my fear of the dentist.
• I was told I have a beautiful smile. Truth?
• I'm nervous about the restaurant I've chosen for Saturday, because I've never been there.
• It comes recommended by my best friend, who I'd literally take a bullet for, so I trust him.
• Looking forward to trying it out. Truth.
• I really don't like my job.
• I was given a regional award for this job this month, so apparently I'm doing okay at it.
• Might move to Airway Heights or Spokane when the house sells anyway.
• Options are open. Truth.
• I get, on average, about 4 hours of sleep at night.
• My dad gets more than that because he does sometimes take a break from beating up your dad.
• My dad will never read this.
• He's awesome anyway. Truth.
• Alex Smith of the 49ers had almost a perfect game Monday, throwing the football.
• They're my pick for the Super Bowl this year.
• I'm still scared of water.
• But I'm willing to jump in anyway, if I'm asked...
• Smoky Mountain Christmas is one of my favorite Christmas movies.
• My mom & I have a traditional "wrapping party", held every year around December 23rd, and have been doing this since I was 4 or 5.
• Already making plans for this year.
• I've never had a birthday party. Not once.
• I don't see things changing this year.
• That's okay, I'll be working anyway. Truth.
• If I ever did, I'd like my local Facebook friends to be there.
• Probably wouldn't come anyway. Definite truth.
• Jay Pitt, my old boss who lives in Coeur d'Alene, is still the fuckin' man!.
• Divorces do nothing for your self-confidence.
• I almost stayed home from work today because of my dog; her eyes get me every time!
• I went to work anyway.
• Kinda feel bad about it.
• The eyes are the first thing I notice about a woman.
• Oh, stop! Read blog #1...this isn't about you, we're talking about me here.
• I have an interesting story to tell; the only one of its kind on this planet! But you have to listen! I'm begging you to listen!
• I still miss my high school hairline.
• I've never had a real hangover. Truth.
• And yes! I *have* drank enough, thank you verry much!
• David Copperfield, the illusionist, is mesmerizing to watch.
• He was even better in person. Truth.
• I'd love to take a vacation to Vegas sometime.
• Right after my vacation to San Francisco to see a 49ers game.
• I want to go skydiving.
• I have an immense fear of failure.
• And a fear of not living up to my dad.
• I haven't so far.
• But I'm still working on it. Truth.
• I'm more comfortable in a suit & tie than I am jeans & a t-shirt.
• I'm just drawn that way (somebody never watched "Cool World"!)
• Life is amazingly like a movie; if the script calls for it, people are always right in the location you assume them to be.
• I don't know who I'd pick to play me in a film about my life. A young Christian Slater, maybe?
• If Tom Cruise was in it, I wouldn't care who played me.
• Go On, starring 'Chandler' from "Friends", is the best show on tv.
• Probably because I can relate to it. Truth.
• I still have that amazing story to tell, and it's only getting better every day...
• ...If you listen, I'll tell it to you. But you really have to listen.
