More simple truth's...
• The WB/CW television series "Smallville" is, despite the cheesiness, my favorite tv show of all-time.
• I am a smoker, and wish that I wasn't. Actively trying to quit.
• I don't smoke in the house.
• I've successfully gone 10 hours without one on several occasions. The key is to find something to do that is fun, and keeps your mind off of it.
• I like "chick flicks". Truth.
• I teared up near the end of "The Dark Knight Rises". Truth.
• I still laugh at guys who cry at movies.
• I'm a bit of a contradiction (but I'm not complicated)
• I think anyone looking to get into a relationship should be forced to write up a column like this, to avoid any "you never told me you _____!" 4 years later.
• I was sad to see my marriage end.
• We're both better off because it did. Truth.
• My dad can still beat up your dad.
• My brother, Matt, is all talk.
• My brother, Jeff, would give you the shirt off his back even if it meant he had to freeze.
• Jeff is too nice.
• So am I.
• "Once More, With Feeling", is one of the greatest 70 minutes of television. Ever. If you know what this is, you agree.
• Chris Pine Captain Kirk is better than William Shatner Captain Kirk.
• "The Hammer...is my penis" is one of the greatest lines of dialogue ever written...if you've seen the delivery & context.
• "Batman Returns" is every bit as good as "The Dark Knight".
• "Batman Returns" is basically a noirish telling of Dickens' "A Christmas Carol". See my "Retro Film Review" blog for truth.
• My dog is my best little buddy.
• The Godfather Trilogy is godly good.
• I'm scared of spiders.
• My Warwick family has a castle. And my dad can beat up your dad. Top it. Truth.
• I like to listen to cartoons that I grew up with while I clean.
• You still need to watch "Cool World". Don't be lazy.
• I write screenplays in my spare time.
• I wrote, directed, produced, edited, and acted in my own 74-minute film in 2004.
• It kinda sucked. Truth.
• But I caught the film editing bug big time.
Women like to be asked questions in person, not through text or email. Like I said, I'm sometimes slow on the details.
• My dad is shaking his head at this entire blog right now. Truth.
Angelina Jolie is beautiful.
• Michelle Pfeiffer is still gorgeous, which is ahead of beautiful. Truth.
• I really enjoy the "Transformers" films, even though most don't seem to.
• I'm a good man, trying to become a great one. Truth.
• Some people will read this blog post, and part 1, and will not post a comment.
• Most will skip over the Facebook links that bring you here, and will just click "like" to make me think they read it. Truth.
• This blog has a stat tracker, that not only keeps track of oageviews but also the site that forwarded them here. So don't click "like" if you didn't look at it :-)
• Nothing is more important than family.
• My buddy, Lee, should work for the government tracking down illegal sites. Nobody knows the 'net better than him, and he can find ANYTHING if you give him a smoke and 10 minutes.
• My dad will now probably skip your dad and go straight to beating ME up for getting him into so many fights today :-D
• I can take him!
• That last one is a lie.
• May Mumm-Ra bless you this day! Truth.
• Okay, so he's a Thundercats character...he's still a pimp.
• "The Cake Is A Lie."
• There is no spoon.
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