Friday, September 7, 2012

Simple Truth's Part 3

It's like a trilogy.....

• My Warwick family is so large, we could outnumber a small nation.

• I stayed up extra late last night because I met a cousin I didn't know I had!

• That is beyond cool, and so is she. Truth. (hi Becke!)

• I look forward to the day when we can all get together.

• I'm also scared due to the number of years we've been apart.

• If you promise to listen, I will still tell you a story. But you really do have to listen!

• In high school, my buddy & I took my Firebird to the gravel pit and started practicing stunts for a movie we wanted to film. When our dad's saw us later, they demanded to know where we were all day and seperated us so we couldn't make up a story together.

• We ended up giving our dad's the same story anyway, completely exhonerating us! Truth.

•  I was the Associated Student Body President my senior year in Odessa. That school was mine.

• My first act as President? Getting softer toilet paper installed in all bathrooms. (You're welcome, Paul)

• My second act? Getting the student body to approve my financial plan to get better music equipment for the band / orchestra.

• When it went to the school board, my plan was shut down. But I tried.

• I always wanted to be a detective, like my father.

• Sherlock Holmes always wanted to be a detective, like my father. Truth.

• You still haven't watched "Cool World"

• I own a house in Odessa.

• I'm soon going to be selling that  house in Odessa.

• Outside of the special effects, Avatar was kind of a shitty movie.

• But I like the Star Wars prequels, so what do I know?

• Contrary to simple logic, you CAN make a '79 Chrysler Cordoba jump like the General Lee.

• K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider was way cooler than the General Lee.

• Neither show was actually that good though.

• Looking at it with adult eyes, He-Man is very homoerotic.

• You just have to listen. Truth.

• Peyton Manning is overrated.

• So's his brother Eli.

• My dad...yep. Still beating up your dad.

• Old Chicago is the. greatest. pizza. ever. So much truth it hurts.

• Red Robin kinda sucks. (subjective truth)

• I miss Drew's laugh & sense of humor.

• He and his brother Ryan drowned during a fishing trip. Miss you guys. Definite truth.

• Some of the things in these 3 truth blogs are meant for your entertainment.

• I wore a Gene Simmons mask at an Odessa vs Davenport basketball game in high school.

• I tried to be very obnoxious, to throw off the rhrythm of my cousin Nick, who was awesome.

• It didn't work.

• But Odessa won the game :-) (sorry Nick)

• I had a cigarette in my house last night.

• I enjoyed it.

• I probably come off as a jerk to a lot of people. But that's just because you're not paying attention to the details.

• I can predict, with I'd estimate a 90% success rate, exactly what a person will say in any given situation.

• That 10% where I misfire? Women, mostly.

• You can get people to do whatever you want them to do if you just agree with what they say. (work truth)

• I bet it would work outside of the workplace, too (not-fact-based-truth)

• Now I definitely sound like a jerk. But I'm just being truthful.

• I miss my grandparents, and wish I could ask their advice.

• Grandma would make me some chicken and listen while I drink an orange soda.

• Grandpa would try to touch my chicken.

• I've always known that when I die, it will be alone. Not that I won't have family or friends; just that when the moment occurs, I will be by myself.

• You're wondering right now why I'm so hung up on "truth"...

• ...If you listen, I will tell you a story. But you have to listen.


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